Rockclimbing~ The Plan

Rock Climbing for the uncoordinated, untrained and unwell…

Many of our readers quickly grasped that my humanoid is not living completely within the realm of reality.
This fool-hardy, half-cocked plan is just another example.
In approximately two weeks my human along with any easy targets she is able to gull well enough will begin their rock climbing experience in Woburn, Mass. Why not Mt. Washington you may wonder, but please don’t give my human any ideas. 
You see what you’ve done! Why has she decided to start this new ‘energy waster’ as I like to call it amidst the snow, ice, sleet? I frankly haven’t a clue. Lack of sense comes to mind.
“Before you get warmed up, into a towering inferno of drama, let me say that I find your incessant chatter an ‘energy waster’.”
How rude! Stop snickering, now I’ve fallen off my soapbox…oh yes so despite the dramatic weather my novice (yet uber) beginner is determined to scale a rock.
“Eliza Leigh I’m taking a three hour intro class in indoor rock climbing.  The weather will only effect my commute.  When you climb the kitchen counter to eat all my fudge what do you call that?”
An extreme let-down.  It was low-fat made with raisins or something.  Disgusting.
“Anyone try rock climbing?  Any pearls of wisdom to impart?  Been to Boston Rock Gym in Woburn, MA and want to share your experience?  Leave a comment here.”
Please tell her that you hated it so we don’t have to go.
“Oh, you’re not coming.  Shoebox.”
“Eat my yucky fudge…”
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3 Responses to Rockclimbing~ The Plan
  1. Looks like your foray into rock climbing has been postponed.
    “Thanks, eL for reminding me. Yes, between schedules and the dratted snow plans have gone to the wayside. Hopefully by the end of this month I’ll get to go.”
    Maybe you should just scale a building.
    “Do I look like Spidey to you? You’re the only mutant in this room.”
    That’s what you think.

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