Human I hate to sound like I’m nagging you-
“but?”
I keep looking at your draft pile and it’s growing larger and larger.
“That’s good, isn’t it?”
In theory, but why haven’t you posted my thoughts on underwater tunnels, the future of sidewalks or even my monthly movie reviews?
“Who would want to read them?”
Who-who! Stop snickering. You are paid-
“-am I?!”
-your job is to translate, transcribe, BLOG my thoughts. So blog’em!
“Eliza Leigh?”
What?
“How are you enjoying your sugar detox?”
I think you should pass me those Reeses Pieces.
Please.
