The store of course. We’ve talked about this lovely store before. However, it wasn’t until my humanoid bought a few decadent massage bars and left them unprotected on the counter that I truly fell in love. “Actually, you fell in the glitter massage bar. Amazing, I didn’t think glitter could stick on your hard shell.”…
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Human I hate to sound like I’m nagging you- “but?” I keep looking at your draft pile and it’s growing larger and larger. “That’s good, isn’t it?” In theory, but why haven’t you posted my thoughts on underwater tunnels, the future of sidewalks or even my monthly movie reviews? “Who would want to read them?”…
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“How inappropriate to call this planet Earth when it is quite clearly Ocean.” Arthur C. Clarke
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What are you watching Human? ”err, uhm, hmm…” Well? I want to know! ”Celtic Thunder.” Tropic Thunder? ”No, Celtic Thunder! An all male group singing traditional-” Why do I ask? ”Because you like it.” Me, never! ”Really, then why did I find tickets to see them on my bank statement when I had never heard…
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Sidewalks, Sweets and Species Welcome to eL’s new home. Have you browsed around yet? Thoroughly confused? Here’s a few quick links to help you on your way.
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CRUCIVERBALIST “I really want to say how much I love World Wide Words site. You should check it out.” Is that what CRUCIVERBALIST means human? Shameless plug? “No, and that’s not what I did I was attempting to be like you Eliza and share something with others. I happen to really like that website and…
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A cell phone night snap of bath project in neighbors apartment. Yes, my human got permission. She’s so staid that way.
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Did you guess Moonlight in Vermont for last months quiz? Telegraph cables how they sing down the highway… you’re right! Try this month’s quiz~ “I build myself and fly around in circles.” Second Clue: “I’ve made up my mind don’t need to think it over.” [poll id="7"]
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Did you guess Shrek from last months quiz? You’re correct! Now see if you know this one~ You piece of dirt! No, I’m wrong. You’re lower than dirt. Second Clue: “Why didn’t I think of that? Oh, because it’s suicide.” [poll id="5"]
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CLERIHEW A form of biographical verse. an example taken from world wide words~ Sir Christopher Wren Said, “I am going to dine with some men. If anyone calls Say I am designing St. Paul’s.” “Ooh, I want to try~ Eliza Leigh Wails like a banshee” I don’t think that counts and it’s lame. “Miffed are we? …

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