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A message from the Author:
This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters Eliza Leigh (a talking mutant ant) and Humanoid Translator (a confused, slightly bemused blogger).
Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
Monthly Archives: April 2009
Quote of the Week: John Lennon
I’m not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I’ve always been a freak. So I’ve been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. … finish reading Quote of the Week: John Lennon
Word of the Week: Longanimity
Longanimity Tolerance of delay, incompetence. In a sentence: My human is displaying longanimity while waiting for a phone call. She is distracting herself by burning her lunch and torturing me.
Snapped
Playing in the yard is not just for children. Get outside and race your cars (even if they are just toys).
Taco Bell. Fast Food, Slow
As written by humanoid: This isn’t about Taco Bell in general or it’s effect on your digestive system but rather one particular Taco Bell that is, well, slow. No pointing fingers, no laying blame but the Taco Bell nearby is … finish reading Taco Bell. Fast Food, Slow
Quote of the Week: John Lennon
“Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.” John Lennon
Overcoming Your Fear of using the Telephone for Takeout
Simple Steps to Get You Ringing Ever tired and want to order in but terrified of making the call? Perhaps, you don’t like to deal with the hassle or you get easily flustered on the phone. My humanoid is not … finish reading Overcoming Your Fear of using the Telephone for Takeout
Word of the Week
Invariably not variable; not changing or capable of being changed; static or constant. In context: “Is your order wrong?” “Invariably,” replied the tall goth man with bleached blond hair. See related post about Taco Bell.
