I’m not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I’ve always been a freak. So I’ve been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I’m one of those people. John Lennon
Monthly Archives: April 2009
Word of the Week: Longanimity
Longanimity Tolerance of delay, incompetence. In a sentence: My human is displaying longanimity while waiting for a phone call. She is distracting herself by burning her lunch and torturing me.
Snapped
Playing in the yard is not just for children. Get outside and race your cars (even if they are just toys).
Taco Bell. Fast Food, Slow
As written by humanoid: This isn’t about Taco Bell in general or it’s effect on your digestive system but rather one particular Taco Bell that is, well, slow. No pointing fingers, no laying blame but the Taco Bell nearby is plagued with discontent. Employees, customers alike even the air is thick with strife. Why? It’s…
Quote of the Week: John Lennon
“Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.” John Lennon
Overcoming Your Fear of using the Telephone for Takeout
Simple Steps to Get You Ringing Ever tired and want to order in but terrified of making the call? Perhaps, you don’t like to deal with the hassle or you get easily flustered on the phone. My humanoid is not afraid of the telephone itself, but when it comes to ordering food for herself or…
Word of the Week
Invariably not variable; not changing or capable of being changed; static or constant. In context: “Is your order wrong?” “Invariably,” replied the tall goth man with bleached blond hair. See related post about Taco Bell.
The Case of the Cookie Tormenter
Eliza stars in her first movie. It’s an one minute movie with a mystery at the end. Watch it, then finish the story below. It is voiceless (apart from the chirping birds), a bit noisy and captioned. Let us know what you think, enjoy. Looking for more One Minute Movies? Here are a…
Rambles: Life Lessons
Five more kernels of wisdom from the most intelligent mutant ant you’ve ever known. “You’re the only mutant ant.” Ha, that’s what you think! Brush your teeth, you never know when you’ll have a close encounter, of any kind. If you loan family money, charge ‘em interest. If you’re singing in public- be really drunk…
