Five more kernels of wisdom from the most intelligent mutant ant you’ve ever known.
“You’re the only mutant ant.”
Ha, that’s what you think!
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Brush your teeth, you never know when you’ll have a close encounter, of any kind.
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If you loan family money, charge ‘em interest.
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If you’re singing in public- be really drunk or really good.
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If you’re a dinner guest- eat the food and like it.
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Never run outside in only a towel if you live on a busy street- especially if it’s a teeny towel.
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You must be the wisest mutant ant in the world.
Thank you Clarabela!
I tell my humanoid that all the time.
The wise part not the singing
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