Rambles: Life Lessons

Five more kernels of wisdom from the most intelligent mutant ant you’ve ever known.

“You’re the only mutant ant.”

Ha, that’s what you think!

  1. Brush your teeth, you never know when you’ll have a close encounter, of any kind.
  2. If you loan family money, charge ‘em interest.
  3. If you’re singing in public- be really drunk or really good.
  4. If you’re a dinner guest- eat the food and like it.
  5. Never run outside in only a towel if you live on a busy street- especially if it’s a teeny towel.
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2 Responses to Rambles: Life Lessons
  1. Words to live by. Especially #3
    You must be the wisest mutant ant in the world.

  2. Thank you Clarabela!

    I tell my humanoid that all the time.
    The wise part not the singing ;)
    Getting ready for Wolverine?

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