Rambles: Life Lessons

Life is like a box of…
Some seriously deep lessons I, Eliza Leigh (Mutant Ant), will share with the masses.

“There, Eliza, you just lost your last reader.”

Who?  Someone reads this blog?

“Me.”

Fine… here are five life lessons you’d do well to ponder.

“Better.”

  1. Don’t use Burt Bees lip balm as an eye concealer, really.
  2. Make sure your car is in park before you get out.
  3. Never block yourself in a corner, unless you’re in time out.
  4. Make sure you have your money before you drive two hours to Ikea in an Uhaul.
  5. Don’t go to the movies with a loud mouth, unless you are a loud mouth.

“Hmm, interesting.”
Keep pondering human.

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One Response to Rambles: Life Lessons
  1. bambam

    …explain #2 (ramble)

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