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A message from the Author:
This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters Eliza Leigh (a talking mutant ant) and Humanoid Translator (a confused, slightly bemused blogger).
Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
Monthly Archives: May 2009
Snapped: Barked up a Tree
All bark and no bite. One day I was climbing a tree when I looked down at the green sea below and got quite nauseous. “Eliza, are you writing another Gothic novel?” Nope, an adventure story. “I’m taking a break…”
Who Opinionated Ant Chose to Friday Follow on Twitter on 5/29
Friday Follow for the last week in May!! That doesn’t mean anything special though, sorry. Here’s a list of one new, but many tried & true Twits who she enjoys reading about. Eliza isn’t nit picky but here are a few … finish reading Who Opinionated Ant Chose to Friday Follow on Twitter on 5/29
Rambles: Life Lessons
Don’t sit next to the exit of a movie theater with your Chinese food and Beer- at least don’t act shocked when you get caught. Don’t give someone directions when you’re lost. Try not to fall asleep while eating. If … finish reading Rambles: Life Lessons
Quote of the Week: Agatha Christie
“It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.”
Favorites on Flickr
It’s amazing how easily my humanoid gets distracted from cleaning, filling, anything pertaining to productivity. “I resent that!” It’s true isn’t it? “Still, I resent it… and I’m sick.” While my humanoid sulks and you are just getting back into the … finish reading Favorites on Flickr
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Tagged Flickr, Food, Photography, Pictures, Sidewalks, Species
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Word of the Week: Mulligrubs
MULLIGRUBS Ooh, I know this one. It’s like doldrums. “Depression or low spirits.” That’s it! That’s all you have to say? “I’m feeling very mulligrubs today. My baby plants are not obeying me and growing.” Maybe it’s because you keep … finish reading Word of the Week: Mulligrubs
Snapped: Sage Leaves
Fresh Sage. So pretty, tastes divine. What do you use Sage for?My Humanoid doesn’t use it very often medicinally wise, but likes to rub the leaves and smell it. Do you have a favorite recipe featuring fresh sage? Please … finish reading Snapped: Sage Leaves
