- Don’t sit next to the exit of a movie theater with your Chinese food and Beer- at least don’t act shocked when you get caught.
- Don’t give someone directions when you’re lost.
- Try not to fall asleep while eating.
- If you’re mad at someone, wash all their dark clothes… in bleach.
- Keep your temper tantrums inside the house, cars have glass windows and people CAN see you.
Do any of these sound like you? Please share ’and remember, this is for posterity so be honest’.