All bark and no bite.
One day I was climbing a tree when I looked down at the green sea below and got quite nauseous.
“Eliza, are you writing another Gothic novel?”
Nope, an adventure story.
“I’m taking a break…”
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A message from the Author:
This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters Eliza Leigh (a talking mutant ant) and Humanoid Translator (a confused, slightly bemused blogger).
Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
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