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This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters Eliza Leigh (a talking mutant ant) and Humanoid Translator (a confused, slightly bemused blogger).
Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
Monthly Archives: June 2009
Snapped: Super Mario Mushroom
Once there ‘was a boy, a strange melancoly boy. He wandered very far, very far, over land and sea…’ “Uhm, just wondering, were you planning on singing or telling a Snapped Story?” That song, it’s so sad! “Ants can’t … finish reading Snapped: Super Mario Mushroom
Snapped: City View
I strolled down the lane, watching for obstacles. Scoping the environment like Liam Neeson in Taken, I was watching out for those high-end leather shoes. I as stepped below the building above, I felt peaceful, people far ahead or behind, I … finish reading Snapped: City View
Quote of the Week: The Princess Bride
There are so many great quotes from this movie. This quote was said on the way to the Cliffs of Insanity. Taken by WillBakker from Flickr Probably some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise, at night, through eel-infested … finish reading Quote of the Week: The Princess Bride
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First Recipe Video!!
*Note: I took down this video because the high pitched noises were killing off the worldwide bat population. Until my human can speak without helium she will no longer be speaking during videos! Although our VJ star (Bebe) called out … finish reading First Recipe Video!!
Eliza’s Fake Summer Rolls
Hello, welcome back to Opinionated Ant. Hungry? I was so I nagged my Human into making her fresh summer rolls. Before she would let me eat them though we had to make a how-to video. Normally, Bebe the Concert Aficionado … finish reading Eliza’s Fake Summer Rolls
Snapped: Picnic Time
Once there was a hungry, desperate insect. Stealthily, she made her way across the lush jungle, all senses fixed upon the brown mountain ahead. If she could just make it to the precipice, her deliverance from starvation would be there waiting for her. Dodging great, … finish reading Snapped: Picnic Time
Quote of the Week: The Princess Bride
Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. “Ahh, how sweet.” I’m nauseous. You humans got it all wrong. Ants are ruled by a matriarch, keeping the male ants around till the Queen … finish reading Quote of the Week: The Princess Bride
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