Once there ‘was a boy, a strange melancoly boy. He wandered very far, very far, over land and sea…’
“Uhm, just wondering, were you planning on singing or telling a Snapped Story?”
That song, it’s so sad!
“Ants can’t cry!”
Says who, Tom Hanks?
That’s in baseball and you’ve gotten terribly off subject. The 1up mushroom??”
Work, work, work. Focus, focus-
Once there was a mutant mushroom, he caught the eye of two violent plumbers. They ate him, stole him and exploited him on a whim on a very vain, needy princess. This mushroom decided to go on strike. After being threatened into being made into a mushroom risotto, he skipped town and hid out in a Holiday Inn. Ensconced in bed with feather pillows beckoning him, he began to relax and then the dreaded noise seeped in through the next room. Do.do.do.do.do.do.do…