Message from Author [as in real person not fictional]:
Just a quick update about this blog.
I’m currently taking summer classes so eL & humanoid are becoming sporadic [neurotic they've been from the beginning] in their posting.
Although our weekly posts [Word of the Week, Quote of the Week, Snapped...] will continue, many of Eliza’s rants will not appear here. They are being written down though so don’t worry.
***New Feature updates can now be found at the bottom of this post. Check it out. ***
Have you seen eL or have a story you think she’d like to run her antenni over? Leave a comment here or send us a tweet at @opinonatedant.
While we are taking a little siesta, we’re reorganizing the site and what you can expect to find here. Look, some exciting things to look forward too!
Did you notice the different theme we’re trying out? What’s your opinion?
Human, I’m confused.
What was that funny interruption?
Why can’t I read it?
Did you break the site again?
New Feature: Theme Songs for some Posts
For maximum immersion into Eliza’s world play this song while reading the post below.
“Think of it as this posts theme song.”
This feature will not be included in every post, but occasionally if Eliza Leigh or Humanoid sing it incessantly whilst* working on this post. If you listen while reading you come that much closer to understanding Eliza Leigh genius.
“Oh, is that all you need to do?”
*Warning: my human is enamored with whilst as opposed to while so please bear with our bilingual blog.
“eL, it’s still English.”
Changes: New Feature: Try It!
Look for homework assignments from Eliza Leigh. She makes her humanoid do zany things, now it’s your turn. Consider yourself challenged if you this close to the top of a post:
Try it. It’s rarely dangerous or illegal and the worst that can happen is your family locks you up.
In fact, look forward to your first challenge this Thursday. Until then, enjoy the changes.
Ideas, suggestions, want to share your thoughts? Let us know! You know how, here or on twitter @opinionatedant.