Once upon a time in a town called Mayberry my human stumbled across some hot sauce with her picture on the label.
“Eliza! There are so many things wrong with this post.”
Besides the fact that you have no Sir Fartalot?
no…No…NO! Not the shoebox!
“Let’s start over.”
“There once was an opinionated ant.
A shoe came down and she went splat.”
“THE END”
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