Rambles: Life Lessons

 Human, never ever leave on Whacked Out sports again.
”I thought you liked the VS Channel?”
Unless you’re on the show, I won’t watch.  It’s painful now, but that would be quite amusing.
“That is your life lesson?  So should I just delete the five you made me type out below?”

  1. Read a book, watch a movie : Stretch your brain, or not.
  2. Do not pretend to be Vin Disel, ever.
  3. Don’t tell someone you’re dieting, unless you WANT them to monitor your caloric intake.
  4. Try sleeping at least once a day.
  5. Mix Linden tea into that little cranky toddler’s  sippie cup.

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