How you doin? “Great, thanks for asking.” Not YOU human! Here’s another short clip of Chris Kattan- “I missed Bollywood Hero. D e v a s t a t e d.” So was he when Wendy wouldn’t let him “fake” kiss her.
Monthly Archives: September 2009
Quote of the Week: Wendy Williams
How you doin’? She’s revamped this saying and I know my human pretends she’s got some killer locks, not to mention wearing really big heels whenever she says this. Check out this weeks video of the week. How you doin’? Kid Style. “Eliza, you know it’s you who says that, especially when in your Diva getup!”…
Snapped Story: Hungry Lizard Versus Sneaky Swan
Once there was a hungry lizard. He dreamed only of fresh, succulent cherries. Before he could get his reptilian hands on the ripe fruit it was snatched by a beautiful yet selfish swan. After wailing and losing a tail in grief the lizard began to plot his revenge. Payback you fowl creature!
New Page for your Viewing Pleasure
Hello minions! Finally, I’m getting some work out of my humanoid. She’s been busy with school but has put a few sleep deprived hours aside to do a bit of blog cleaning. She wanted a pat on the back but firstly, my legs aren’t big enough for that to be very effective and secondly it’s…
Noses Grow & Not Just From Lying
Pinocchio isn’t the only one with an enlarged nose. I caught my human despondently examining her widening nostrils. I found it quite amusing to watch her sigh “I’m getting old”. I pointed out the circles under her eyes, the wrinkles on her face and- “Enough, they get the point. I’m old.” Well, those were more…
Video of the Week: Sound of Music Moment
We all need to take a moment occasionally. Okay some need days. Imagine you’re rushing to work via the public transportation system and when you’re running to your train (which hopefully won’t crash like a MBTA Commuter) you begin to hear a joyful voice. Julie Andrews is not announcing delays or that beer is not…
Quote of the Week: More! The 10th Kingdom
No, no! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me.
