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This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters Eliza Leigh (a talking mutant ant) and Humanoid Translator (a confused, slightly bemused blogger).
Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
Monthly Archives: September 2009
Video of the Week: Wendy Williams
How you doin? “Great, thanks for asking.” Not YOU human! Here’s another short clip of Chris Kattan- “I missed Bollywood Hero. D e v a s t a t e d.” So was he when Wendy wouldn’t let him “fake” … finish reading Video of the Week: Wendy Williams
Quote of the Week: Wendy Williams
How you doin’? She’s revamped this saying and I know my human pretends she’s got some killer locks, not to mention wearing really big heels whenever she says this. Check out this weeks video of the week. How you doin’? Kid … finish reading Quote of the Week: Wendy Williams
Snapped Story: Hungry Lizard Versus Sneaky Swan
Once there was a hungry lizard. He dreamed only of fresh, succulent cherries. Before he could get his reptilian hands on the ripe fruit it was snatched by a beautiful yet selfish swan. After wailing and losing a tail … finish reading Snapped Story: Hungry Lizard Versus Sneaky Swan
New Page for your Viewing Pleasure
Hello minions! Finally, I’m getting some work out of my humanoid. She’s been busy with school but has put a few sleep deprived hours aside to do a bit of blog cleaning. She wanted a pat on the back but … finish reading New Page for your Viewing Pleasure
Noses Grow & Not Just From Lying
Pinocchio isn’t the only one with an enlarged nose. I caught my human despondently examining her widening nostrils. I found it quite amusing to watch her sigh “I’m getting old”. I pointed out the circles under her eyes, the wrinkles … finish reading Noses Grow & Not Just From Lying
