- When you begin drafting letters with basic html codes… you have a problem.
- Don’t sit in your car in a parking spot when little old ladies are circling the the lot like hungry sharks. Jaws eat your heart out.
- Don’t eat rasinets off the floor.
- Try not to carry on vocal one-sided conversations in public.
- If you’re going to use alternative, eco-friendly or retro cleaning products- Avon bath oil does not count.
That’s five for today. Remember, as a mutant I can do so much more than you sad, pitiful weaklings known as humans so listen to me.
“Eliza, you are hereby banned from watching Pinky and the Brain.”
One is a genius the other’s insane…