Rambles: Life Lessons

 

  1. When you begin drafting letters with basic html codes… you have a problem.
  2. Don’t sit in your car in a parking spot when little old ladies are circling the the lot like hungry sharks.  Jaws eat your heart out.
  3. Don’t eat rasinets off the floor.
  4. Try not to carry on vocal one-sided conversations in public.
  5. If you’re going to use alternative, eco-friendly or retro cleaning products- Avon bath oil does not count.

 

That’s five for today.  Remember, as a mutant I can do so much more than you sad, pitiful weaklings known as humans so listen to me.

“Eliza, you are hereby banned from watching Pinky and the Brain.”

One is a genius the other’s insane…



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About Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator

Two fictional characters blogging side by side. Eliza Leigh: Talking Mutant Ant Humanoid Translator: Slightly confused human blogging at 'eL's' command.
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