Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator | October 28, 2009 | 10:00 am
Do you remember this show? It kills me. Watch the mini episode above.
I don’t think that was a very good vet, kids don’t try that at home. Especially if you have cows.
Posts in month: October, 2009
Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator | October 27, 2009 | 8:00 am
“EL, I need to tell you something.” You burnt the cookies? “No, I didn’t bake any cookies.” You finally bought my penthouse. “Isn’t complete control of the living room enough? Now listen this is serious.” You went food shopping! “If this is what having kids is like I’ll stay childless.” Your future non-existent children thank you. What did you want to tell me? I’m very busy watching Bonnie Hunt. “I’ve been off soda for 3 months now and starting my next challenge.” What do you want a pat on the back, a cheer? Yay. There does that make you happy? “Err, thanks. No I want some ideas of what to do next. I’m thinking exercise daily for ten minutes.” Lame. “Excuse me?!” Sorry I’ll speak slower. L a m e. El lamo. You want a 100 day challenge? 10 minutes of exercise is no challenge. “Oh, well I’m waiting for one of your brilliant ideas.” Post on Opinionated Ant every day for 100 days. “Ha, ha. I’ve barely been posting 3 days a week. You start cooking & cleaning & I’ll think about it.” What about taking a picture every day? “That’s not a bad idea. Do you have any others?” Oh, what would you do without me? Prank someone everyday? “That requires way too much planning. Unless I could prank a certain ant I know everyday, hmm.” Learn a foreign word a day. “Eliza, you’re outdoing yourself. Go on.” Ooh, cook one meal a day. “And you lost me.” Fine lets put it to the readers. What would you do for a 100 day challenge? |
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Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator | October 13, 2009 | 9:00 am
I used to love this show growing up and it’s amazing that it is now into it’s 40th season! So what’s new on the magical street home to Big Bird?
A Mad Men spoof. I won’t lie, I still have yet to see the show but perhaps watching puppets mimic first will bring me one step closer!
New episodes of Sesame Street start next month and don’t forget to visit their YouTube channel too.
“Can you tell me how to get…”
Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator | October 7, 2009 | 8:00 am
A SHORT LOVE STORY IN STOP MOTION from Carlos Lascano on Vimeo.
Check this out for more about the making of this whimsical tale.
Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator | October 6, 2009 | 8:00 am
Have a pesky mutant ant?
I may be a mutant ant but only my humanoid translator finds me pesky. Here are seven examples of her murderous intent, all of which failed miserably.
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“Eliza Leigh, you’re exaggerating like usual. I only tried four of those.”
Let that be a lesson to all you ant killers and remember we out number you!
Photo credit: xardian of Flickr
Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator | October 5, 2009 | 12:00 pm
From Forgotten English Calendar by Jeffrey Kacirk
“Take a look a Voltaire’s thoughts on the English, it’s three-threads related!”
I’m thirsty. Not for water, come on human.
Published in Word of the Week |
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