7 Ways to Kill a Mutant Ant- or Die Trying

Have a pesky mutant ant?

I may be a mutant ant but only my humanoid translator finds me pesky.  Here are seven examples of her murderous intent, all of which failed miserably.

Squish it

My human tried to step on me but missed a step and tumbled down the stairs

Overdose on sugar
Ha ha, I ate her under the table.
Now she’s on insulin.

Flush down the toilet
The car keys that I took down with me caused a flood and my human slipped and hit her head while trying to fish them out.

Put bleach in drinking water
I switched our water

Grate it
She clumsily tried to make me a salad topping.  The doctors were able to reattach her finger.

Build an ACME death trap
It didn’t work for Wile E. Coyote either.

Cook a healthy dinner
She ended up with E. Coli.

“Eliza Leigh, you’re exaggerating like usual.  I only tried four of those.”

Let that be a lesson to all you ant killers and remember we out number you!

BewarePhoto credit: xardian of Flickr

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7 Responses to 7 Ways to Kill a Mutant Ant- or Die Trying
  1. You should find Eliza Leigh a boyfriend…she will fall in love and run away with him -or- he will break her heart and run away to live in an ant farm in California. Either way you win.

    haha too funny!
    .-= Clarabela´s last blog ..October Chick Flicks & Something Scary Too =-.

  2. Hmm, that is a brilliant idea.
    She does have a cousin Andy that she’s alluded too.

    Now if only I can track him down. How hard could it be ;)
    .-= Humanoid Translator´s last blog ..Video of the Week: A Short Love Story in Stop Motion =-.

  3. I’m all for Acme death traps…who cares if they don’t work as long as some fun can be had.
    .-= Talen´s last blog ..Gavin Hill & Tim Wright Respond to Big Trouble in Thailand =-.

  4. First visit, I like flushing down the toilet.

    Dorothy from grammology

  5. @Talen
    I agree! The excitement of pulling out those ACME blueprints and building your very own weapon is what it is really all about. Even if it is only guaranteed to back fire :)

    Ha ha, me too! Welcome.
    .-= Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator´s last blog ..Video of the Week: A Short Love Story in Stop Motion =-.

  6. what a surreal and strange way to do the PB list challenge. It worked though, I’m here and commenting!
    .-= Andy Bailey´s last blog ..5 Ways to get more (comment)Luv =-.

  7. Strange and surreal is what this blog is all about :) Thanks for stopping by!
    .-= Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator´s last blog ..Snapped: The Man of Walden Pond =-.

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