7 Ways to Kill a Mutant Ant- or Die Trying
Have a pesky mutant ant?
I may be a mutant ant but only my humanoid translator finds me pesky. Here are seven examples of her murderous intent, all of which failed miserably.
Squish it
My human tried to step on me but missed a step and tumbled down the stairs
Overdose on sugar
Ha ha, I ate her under the table.
Now she’s on insulin.
Flush down the toilet
The car keys that I took down with me caused a flood and my human slipped and hit her head while trying to fish them out.
Put bleach in drinking water
I switched our water
Grate it
She clumsily tried to make me a salad topping. The doctors were able to reattach her finger.
Build an ACME death trap
It didn’t work for Wile E. Coyote either.
Cook a healthy dinner
She ended up with E. Coli.
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“Eliza Leigh, you’re exaggerating like usual. I only tried four of those.”
Let that be a lesson to all you ant killers and remember we out number you!
Photo credit: xardian of Flickr
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About Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator
Two fictional characters blogging side by side.
Eliza Leigh: Talking Mutant Ant
Humanoid Translator: Slightly confused human blogging at 'eL's' command.
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You should find Eliza Leigh a boyfriend…she will fall in love and run away with him -or- he will break her heart and run away to live in an ant farm in California. Either way you win.
haha too funny!
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Hmm, that is a brilliant idea.
She does have a cousin Andy that she’s alluded too.
Now if only I can track him down. How hard could it be
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I’m all for Acme death traps…who cares if they don’t work as long as some fun can be had.
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First visit, I like flushing down the toilet.
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@Talen
I agree! The excitement of pulling out those ACME blueprints and building your very own weapon is what it is really all about. Even if it is only guaranteed to back fire
@Dorothy
Ha ha, me too! Welcome.
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what a surreal and strange way to do the PB list challenge. It worked though, I’m here and commenting!
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Strange and surreal is what this blog is all about
Thanks for stopping by!
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