Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator | November 27, 2009 | 2:00 pm
Posts in month: November, 2009
Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator | November 4, 2009 | 8:00 am
There were so many different verisons of this clip on YouTube, one even with the song Flying Horses (want to watch that one instead?) but here is any amazing excerpt from Seven Sunny Days.
The 2007 movie was put out by Matchstick Productions. Have you tried it?
“I’ve stood on a base and jumped up and down does that count?”
Was that the same game your sandal flew off and you needed a knee brace all summer? Then no that doesn’t count. Please.
Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator | November 3, 2009 | 7:00 am
People will walk/drive by you and stare without saying anything.
This didn’t bother me the ten times people passed us by until one man walked by REAL slow and then DROVE by real slow. He should’ve stopped and asked for my autograph. Incidentally, one woman stopped and the two guys that ultimately got my tire on.
Make sure you have the necessary tools in your trunk.
Shocker, I did! Where they came from though I have no idea. Put the jack in the right place.
Make sure you put your jack in the right place.
Don’t ask me where that is since I forgot already. Just not where I had it.
If you have a spare, check it for air occasionally.
My spare is currently full of Fix-A-Flat. Another necessary in your car.
It is the whole wheel that needs to come off- not just the rubber part.
I don’t think I can say much more…
Driving on a flat can bend your rim- even if it is only a very, very, very short distance.
All the times I drove for long distances on a very, very, very low tire without a bent rim don’t count 
If you have roadside assistance make sure you have the phone, card or whatever it is connected to with you.
Speaking of roadside assistance-ours got lost & told my sister that he wasn’t going to look for us. So make sure you tell them the directions. I guess telling him three times wasn’t enough (okay maybe twice 
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Stand on the lug nut while trying to loosen the nuts.
It is the small things that give you joy.
“I found this whole post about it on CMcKane’s posterous.”
That is funny, who is this CMcKane and how did they know about our day?
Note from the author: Please don’t Eliza Leigh or her Humanoid Translator tell are not real. End of public service announcement.
Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator | November 1, 2009 | 12:00 am
Today NaNoWriMo begins and while it doesn’ mean much to a mutant ant like me, my human has abandoned me to type her own stories. I find it annoying. I told her I would except her month siesta only if she wrote my memoirs, but she just laughed. We’ll see who is laughing when she drinks her laxative laced coffee.
Dear readers this means that you have a full month without me. Well, that is a lie, but I just wanted to warn you that by the end of the month she most likely will be howling at the moon and unable to update my blog.
Are you doing this nano thing too? Crazy people…
Eliza Leigh & her Humanoid Translator
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