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Welcome to an opinionated ant’s personal blog. Eliza Leigh, a mutant ant, blogs along with Humanoid Translator, her substandard translator and typist. Eliza Leigh or eL has an obsession with sweets, sidewalks and species. ”And TV.” Her Humanoid Translator aka slave adds her unsolicited commentary frequently. If she was getting paid for this she would have been fired long ago. ”Paid! As it is you’re putting me in debt with your eBay sprees.” Are you looking for bizarre or mundane tidbits to brighten your day? Then please don’t click on the Terminix ads…ever. This site is constantly evolving but here are a few topics that you may expect to find. Entertainment Eliza’s Opinions Food Have a question? Sorry already reached the quota for the year. “What Eliza Leigh means to say is you can contact us, tweet us, or leave a message on our Facebook page. Human-get back to work! |
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This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters:
Eliza Leigh~ a talking mutant ant
Humanoid Translator~ confused, slightly bemused blogger
Although there are other characters this is primarily about Eliza Leigh sharing her opinions to the masses and the human who wonders if she’s having hallucinations. Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
Enjoy.
Thanks for commenting on Just Chick Flicks. Please come back, with all the new releases coming out in the summer, I will have lots of movie to talk about. I am not sure do Ants get along with Wolverines?
This is a very imaginative site. I will visit here again.
Thanks for the comment on imaginality, and this is an interesting site! Ants should be creative too