HT was busy eating Pho and I jumped on all the keys until I messed everything up. Now you know I’m back While she’s polishing up the site I’ll be ordering school books for her.
HT was busy eating Pho and I jumped on all the keys until I messed everything up. Now you know I’m back While she’s polishing up the site I’ll be ordering school books for her.
Summer is almost over and after months of fighting with Humanoid Translator (HT) she finally agreed to start blogging for me again. I don’t know why she was so upset with me. So what if I stole her identity- we live in the same house you’d think she’d become suspicious when Godiva chocolate was delivered…
Hi, C.McKane here. Don’t tell HT or eL I’m sneaking on their blog. Just wanted to share my first guest post is on Sweet Jeanette’s site today. It isn’t about ants or easily confused humans and it doesn’t even have people talking in quotations but it is about one of my favorite subjects… food! If…
Hola! For those that you remember me, I’m back. “Like the leach that keeps on taking.” If you have no idea who I am or who that was that interrupted me… I am a talking mutant ant and no I am not a figment of your imagination. My name is Eliza Leigh, but you can…
eL pic by chris eliopoulos Finally, my Humanoid has uploaded some beautiful pieces of artwork. As in me, of course. Many months ago, HT got her timing right (this is very rare) and started following Chris Eliopoulos (Cartoonist i.e. Misery Loves Sherman) on Twitter in time to get a drawing done. Since she was able to get anything drawn, naturally she chose me….
Sidewalks, Sweets and Species Welcome to eL’s new home. Have you browsed around yet? Thoroughly confused? Here’s a few quick links to help you on your way.
Here’s a few pictures of our resident mutant ant. They weren’t drawn by a five year old, I checked three times, but my very own human translator. “Hey, they look like a first-grade school project at least!” More to come soon.
Characters from the Blog~ Eliza Leigh/eL: Mutant Ant It’s truly all about her. Born in a dump in Miami, Fl she woke up one day transformed. Although she was still an ant she could understand humans, picking up many languages easily. It wasn’t until she realized that she too could talk human did she decide to…
The “creator” of this blog has been called many things and unique is just one of them. C. McKane is a massage therapist, novice writer and like the fictional translator works nights. She believes that being dropped on her head not only stunted her growth but effected her perception of the world. Currently, C. McKane…