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This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters Eliza Leigh (a talking mutant ant) and Humanoid Translator (a confused, slightly bemused blogger).
Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
Category Archives: Food
First Recipe Video!!
*Note: I took down this video because the high pitched noises were killing off the worldwide bat population. Until my human can speak without helium she will no longer be speaking during videos! Although our VJ star (Bebe) called out … finish reading First Recipe Video!!
Eliza’s Fake Summer Rolls
Hello, welcome back to Opinionated Ant. Hungry? I was so I nagged my Human into making her fresh summer rolls. Before she would let me eat them though we had to make a how-to video. Normally, Bebe the Concert Aficionado … finish reading Eliza’s Fake Summer Rolls
Taco Bell. Fast Food, Slow
As written by humanoid: This isn’t about Taco Bell in general or it’s effect on your digestive system but rather one particular Taco Bell that is, well, slow. No pointing fingers, no laying blame but the Taco Bell nearby is … finish reading Taco Bell. Fast Food, Slow
Eliza Digs Sweets
Well, not literally, I’m not a dog! I love all food in general but here are a few recipes I’ve found online that I salivate just looking at. Desserts Kahlua Cake- Third down in post. Yum, Kahlua … Pan Sautéed … finish reading Eliza Digs Sweets


