Trying out Twenty Eleven & making a mess! Getting ready to unhibernate1 on August 1, 2011 You know what I mean. ↩
Trying out Twenty Eleven & making a mess! Getting ready to unhibernate1 on August 1, 2011 You know what I mean. ↩
This past Monday was a free for all for HT (or free-fall as she calls it). It was completely ruled by Murphy’s Law. Sit back and be prepared to be amazed. Listen while you read! It was a miracle in its own right, her temperamental car starting in subzero temperatures. But by the time she…
We’re still in Florida just wanted to remind you. “Technically, it is Monday night and I haven’t even started packing yet.” Technically, this is going to be a scheduled post so no one needed to know that but now everyone does so let’s try this again. We should still be enjoying our Floridian vacation when…
Occasionally my humanoid translator turns off her brain. I may be the mutant but she is truly the freak of nature. She writes down my words of wisdom in stacks of notebooks but does she post them here? No! Is this green? No. Did you know I was talking in my best Chris Tucker voice?…
As told by Humanoid Translator While Eliza Leigh is jumping on the keys of my cell phone in the other room, no doubt leaving obnoxious tweets, I’m commandeering her blog yet again to share some more pet peeves with you. These are unique because they were shared as comments in the post 10 More Pet…
As told by Human Translator I enjoyed sharing my rage inducers so much in my last post, 10 things that may one day make me snap, that I put Eliza Leigh in timeout, the shoe box to be precise, so I could share 10 more pet peeves.
As told by human translator while Eliza Leigh is still in a sugar induced coma I am an easy going person; you’d have to be to put up with a highly opinionated mutant ant like eL. However, there are a few things that slip under my skin and make me hold back my Hulk-like transformation…
People will walk/drive by you and stare without saying anything. This didn’t bother me the ten times people passed us by until one man walked by REAL slow and then DROVE by real slow. He should’ve stopped and asked for my autograph. Incidentally, one woman stopped and the two guys that ultimately got my tire…
[poll id= "12"] “EL, I need to tell you something.” You burnt the cookies? “No, I didn’t bake any cookies.” You finally bought my penthouse. “Isn’t complete control of the living room enough? Now listen this is serious.” You went food shopping! “If this is what having kids is like I’ll stay childless.” Your future…