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This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters Eliza Leigh (a talking mutant ant) and Humanoid Translator (a confused, slightly bemused blogger).
Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
Category Archives: Random
What’s Your Serenade Request?
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Your Pet Peeves
As told by Humanoid Translator While Eliza Leigh is jumping on the keys of my cell phone in the other room, no doubt leaving obnoxious tweets, I’m commandeering her blog yet again to share some more pet peeves with you. … finish reading Your Pet Peeves
10 More Pet Peeves
As told by Human Translator I enjoyed sharing my rage inducers so much in my last post, 10 things that may one day make me snap, that I put Eliza Leigh in timeout, the shoe box to be precise, so … finish reading 10 More Pet Peeves
10 things that may one day make me snap
As told by human translator while Eliza Leigh is still in a sugar induced coma I am an easy going person; you’d have to be to put up with a highly opinionated mutant ant like eL. However, there are a … finish reading 10 things that may one day make me snap
2009 Reflections: 16 Opinionated Ant posts to read while bored
The year was full of surprises and challenges both good and different. Our posting was sporadic at best but we’ve enjoyed every minute of it. By the end of the year, my humanoid had a firmer grasp on what this blog is precisely and … finish reading 2009 Reflections: 16 Opinionated Ant posts to read while bored
Lesson Learned: From Flat Tires
People will walk/drive by you and stare without saying anything. This didn’t bother me the ten times people passed us by until one man walked by REAL slow and then DROVE by real slow. He should’ve stopped and asked for … finish reading Lesson Learned: From Flat Tires
100 Day Challenge~ What would you do?
[poll id= "12"] “EL, I need to tell you something.” You burnt the cookies? “No, I didn’t bake any cookies.” You finally bought my penthouse. “Isn’t complete control of the living room enough? Now listen this is serious.” You went … finish reading 100 Day Challenge~ What would you do?
