Have a pesky mutant ant? I may be a mutant ant but only my humanoid translator finds me pesky. Here are seven examples of her murderous intent, all of which failed miserably. Squish it My human tried to step on me but missed a step and tumbled down the stairs Overdose on sugar Ha ha,…
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Rambles: Life Lessons
When you begin drafting letters with basic html codes… you have a problem. Don’t sit in your car in a parking spot when little old ladies are circling the the lot like hungry sharks. Jaws eat your heart out. Don’t eat rasinets off the floor. Try not to carry on vocal one-sided conversations in…
Just Testing Twitterfeed
if it doesn’t work this time by human is liable to snap. “No, but i may drink a dr. pepper.” One more time.
Who Opinionated Ant Chose to Friday Follow on Twitter on 5/29
Friday Follow for the last week in May!! That doesn’t mean anything special though, sorry. Here’s a list of one new, but many tried & true Twits who she enjoys reading about. Eliza isn’t nit picky but here are a few reasons why she will follow you. You’re funny (whether you’re trying or not, doesn’t take…
May’s Name That Movie
Finally Human. “What are you complaining for?” I’m not complaining, I’m ecstatic that you remembered to do Name That again, it’s the only reason I come on this site. “Eliza Leigh, it’s your site.” I know. This Month’s Name That Movie Quote is: How you can sit there eating muffins when we’re in this terrible…
May’s Name That Book
My good opinion once lost, is lost forever [poll id="10"] Extra Clue in Comments!
May’s Name That Song
Name That Song Boston, you know we love you madly Which do you think it is? Need an extra clue? Browse through comments below. [poll id="9"]
Overcoming Your Fear of using the Telephone for Takeout
Simple Steps to Get You Ringing Ever tired and want to order in but terrified of making the call? Perhaps, you don’t like to deal with the hassle or you get easily flustered on the phone. My humanoid is not afraid of the telephone itself, but when it comes to ordering food for herself or…
Rambles: Life Lessons
Five more kernels of wisdom from the most intelligent mutant ant you’ve ever known. “You’re the only mutant ant.” Ha, that’s what you think! Brush your teeth, you never know when you’ll have a close encounter, of any kind. If you loan family money, charge ‘em interest. If you’re singing in public- be really drunk…
Dog Sitting Beagle the Beagle
This month Beagle the Beagle came to our house to be dog sat. He was supposed to stay for a day or two but his owners didn’t want him back. RUFF! Fine, they couldn’t get back over the Canadian border so we had him for a week. Not having my humanoids undivided attention was annoying….
