Category Archives: Random

Rambles: Life Lessons

Life is like a box of…
Some seriously deep lessons I, Eliza Leigh (Mutant Ant), will share with the masses.

“There, Eliza, you just lost your last reader.”

Who?  Someone reads this blog?

“Me.”

Fine… here are five life lessons you’d do well to ponder.

“Better.”

  1. Don’t use Burt Bees lip balm as an eye concealer, really.
  2. Make sure your car is in park before you get out.
  3. Never block yourself in a corner, unless you’re in time out.
  4. Make sure you have your money before you drive two hours to Ikea in an Uhaul.
  5. Don’t go to the movies with a loud mouth, unless you are a loud mouth.

“Hmm, interesting.”
Keep pondering human.

Cameron Laird-Photographer

Just a quick FYI on Cameron Laird, photographer out in Townsville, Australia. He’s running a contest right now which I found through @Problogger on Twitter.

Yes, I’m posting this to tell you that he is a commercial and editorial photographer so hopefully I’ll win the camera he’s offering but also because his pictures are juicy, mouth watering and fulfilling. Sorry I got distracted by the Watermark Restaurant Album.

Here’s his blogger site and click on his name above or in the Link list to check out some of his work.

Off to go eat steak and eggs, sans the steak.

New Flickr Obsession

If you followed us over on blogger then you know how much we love taking random pictures.
I direct and my human executes.
It’s really a win-win. I take credit for the lovely shots and pass the blame on for the bad, bizarre or simply blase.
“Back to Flickr.”

eL Discovers Lush

The store of course. We’ve talked about this lovely store before.  However, it wasn’t until my humanoid bought a few decadent massage bars and left them unprotected on the counter that I truly fell in love.
“Actually, you fell in the glitter massage bar. Amazing, I didn’t think glitter could stick on your hard shell.”
Ha ha ha, very funny. In all seriousness I think you should work at Lush part-time. There has to be some kind of discount or perk.
“Organic pesticides perchance?”

eL Needs a Sugar Fix

Human I hate to sound like I’m nagging you-
“but?”
I keep looking at your draft pile and it’s growing larger and larger.
“That’s good, isn’t it?”

In theory, but why haven’t you posted my thoughts on underwater tunnels, the future of sidewalks or even my monthly movie reviews?

“Who would want to read them?”
Who-who! Stop snickering. You are paid-
“-am I?!”
-your job is to translate, transcribe, BLOG my thoughts. So blog’em!

“Eliza Leigh?”
What?
“How are you enjoying your sugar detox?”
I think you should pass me those Reeses Pieces.
Please.

Rambles: WGBH

What are you watching Human?
”err, uhm, hmm…”
Well? I want to know!
Celtic Thunder.”
Tropic Thunder?
”No, Celtic Thunder! An all male group singing traditional-”
Why do I ask?
”Because you like it.”
Me, never!
”Really, then why did I find tickets to see them on my bank statement when I had never heard of them before?”
You must have been sleep-shopping again.
”Hmm…”

Catch Celtic Thunder on WGBH or
on 3/23 at 7:30 PM at the Lowell Memorial Auditorium

March: Name That Song

Did you guess Moonlight in Vermont for last months quiz?
Telegraph cables how they sing down the highway… you’re right!

Try this month’s quiz~

“I build myself and fly around in circles.”

Second Clue:

“I’ve made up my mind don’t need to think it over.”

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March: Name That Movie

Did you guess Shrek from last months quiz? 
You’re correct!
Now see if you know this one~

You piece of dirt! No, I’m wrong. You’re lower than dirt.

Second Clue:

“Why didn’t I think of that? Oh, because it’s suicide.”

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Rockclimbing~ The Plan

Rock Climbing for the uncoordinated, untrained and unwell…

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