Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator | June 3, 2009 | 1:00 pm
On our way back from Maine this past Monday naturally my human wished to do some shopping.
“Naturally, you bullied me.”
I like to consider it bargaining. You feed me Starbucks delicacies while you went to the Self-Help section. You should admit by now that I’m no hallucination.
“Well, I didn’t buy any self-help books.”
What about that diet book?
“It was a dollar.”
And?
“It was a dollar.”
Hmm, I see we are beyond self-help.
“I’m going to bed now.”
Oh wait human they’re playing your song ‘Paranoia paranoia
Everybody’s coming to get me…’
