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A message from the Author:
This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters Eliza Leigh (a talking mutant ant) and Humanoid Translator (a confused, slightly bemused blogger).
Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
Category Archives: Sidewalks
News on Twitter but not on local TV channel
Today Bebe walked in the door and her conversation seemed to be all bomb related. Please don’t be concerned, the present she just left me is not truly an incendiary. It is popsicles. With all the news about airport security … finish reading News on Twitter but not on local TV channel
New Bathrooms
We’re not talking about new liners for the bath but Gutting it! Ripping everything out and expanding the space. It’s a plus when the landlard knows what he’s doing. If it was my human; the basement would be flooded, the … finish reading New Bathrooms
Drive by Pictures
Sadly my humanoid has been a much safer driver recently. Oh you know, getting the car inspected, putting gas in the car, filling up the tires and not taking pictures while driving. Well not as often and instead as a … finish reading Drive by Pictures
