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This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters Eliza Leigh (a talking mutant ant) and Humanoid Translator (a confused, slightly bemused blogger).
Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
Category Archives: Quote of the Week
Quote of the Week: Jim Rohn
If you don’t like how things are, change it! You’re not a tree. ~Jim Rohn
Quote of the Week: Betty Reese take on insects
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito. ~Betty Reese Conversely, imagine the world taken over by mutant mosquitoes! Here is a series of photographs taken in the 1940′s … finish reading Quote of the Week: Betty Reese take on insects
Quote of the Week: Wendy Williams
How you doin’? She’s revamped this saying and I know my human pretends she’s got some killer locks, not to mention wearing really big heels whenever she says this. Check out this weeks video of the week. How you doin’? Kid … finish reading Quote of the Week: Wendy Williams
Quote of the Week: More! The 10th Kingdom
No, no! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me.
Quote of the Week: Another from The 10th Kingdom
What in the fairying forest do you think you’re doing? Do you know who said this? Do you know how catchy this phrase is? ”Almost as catchy as, ‘I saw something nasty in the woodshed’. Both cause strangers to look … finish reading Quote of the Week: Another from The 10th Kingdom
Quote of the Week: The 10th Kingdom
Torture first, then you talk. It’s better that way. Rush a torture, ruin a torture. ~Burly If you have the misfortune to read my tweets on twitter @opinionatedant then you’d realize that my human was desperately scrounging around looking for … finish reading Quote of the Week: The 10th Kingdom
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Quote of the Week: The Pirates of Penzance
I can explain in two words: we propose to marry your daughters.- Samuel
