Noozed is defined as: Married, hanged. 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue by Francis Grose I’m not sure if it means married OR hanged or married AND hanged. Either sounds dangerous and deadly. “Says the species that kill their males.” We don’t kill them! They just have a shorter life span, typically a few weeks. Although I…
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Nonsense is defined as: Melting butter in a wig. 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue by Francis Grose Fooled you on that one didn’t I! Who’d ever heard of such nonsense. Check out the Word Directory for more weird words.
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That is right, HT overslept today and instead of putting in my choice for word of the week she lazily is linking to yesterday’s post Humans are made of idiosyncrasies because it has the definition included. If she didn’t just write a new Driving Etitquete post I’d hide all her Ikea chocolate from her. “It…
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None-Such is defined as: One that is unequalled: frequently applied ironically. - 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue by Francis Grose HT, my disobedient, lackadaisical translator is an absolute none-such! Check out the Word Directory for more.
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Natty Lads is defined as: Young thieves or pickpockets. - 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue by Francis Grose This cant term could describe a few of my humanoid’s adorable cousins. When one was five the natty lad tried to take his auntie’s pillow. Please he begged adorably when caught and it worked too! “See I…
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Odd-come-shortlys is defined as: I’ll do it one of these odd-come-shortly’s; I will do it some time or another. - 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue by Francis Grose This should be your theme phrase human. Except you are a do what I want odd-come-shortly. But instead of doing it some time or another you do…
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Out at Heels or Out at Elbows is defined as: In declining circumstances. - 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue by Francis Grose Human, what part of word confuses you that three words squared. “Clearly we need to brush on your arithmetic. It is three times two and technically it is a phrase so we’re going…
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Oils of Gladness is defined as: I will anoint you with the oil of gladness; ironically spoken for, I will beat you. - 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue by Francis Grose Human, due to your time spent writing novels that are not about me I will anoint thee with my powerful, awe-inspiring oil of gladness….
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Defined as: Killing or killer of sibling You should read this excerpt from my memoirs if you want to hear about siblicide. “But how can you call it siblicide if you’re still alive?” Fine. Attempted siblicide. Check out the Word Directory for more.
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Defined as: Weekly This word segment is supposed to be septimanal. Check out the Word Directory for more.

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