“If you haven’t noticed, there isn’t a precise rhyme or reason to this site. After all, it is all on the whim of a talking mutant ant. An evil talking mutant ant. A diabolical-”
Enough human, we get the point. Sheesh and you say I’m dramatic. Finally, I’ve convinced my “Humanoid Translator” to gather my opinion pieces all together. Naturally, after you read one you’ll be salivating to read them all.
Human stop choking, keep typing!
January 2010
December 2009
Reckless Photographers: Shouldn’t Cry When They Ruin Their Cameras
November 2009
Lesson Learned: From Flat Tires
October 2009
7 Ways to Kill a Mutant Ant- or Die Trying
September 2009
Noses Grow & Not Just From Lying
eL Bizarro: Supermarket Serenade
July 2009
Why My Human is Not Productive
Pet Peeves at the Movies: What’s Yours?
In the Garden: It’s a Jungle in Here!
June 2009
Back from Outer Space… I Will Survive
March 2009
Floyd, Thistles and a Segway… Morning Mall Culture
February 2009
Driving Etiquette
- Driving Etiquette 103
- Driving Etiquette 102- Blocking
- Driving Etiquette 101
Hmm, I think you’re missing a few Human. Get back to work!
