Defined as:
Fear of pain.
Last Tuesday, HT who boasts she doesn’t suffer from algophobia had to be sedated to get one measly tooth out.
“Eliza Leigh, it was an impacted wisdom tooth that had to be surgically removed. Besides I asked if I could stay awake but they said no. I’d rather be in pain than not know what is going on.”
That’s got to be a phobia.
Okay so it is a poem based on HT’s real life experience last night. She didn’t tell me about it, instead she wrote in on the back of a bill to remember it. Plus, if you thought you’d be reading a real ode… sorry.
Late at night from the corner of my eye I saw a white spider and it had to die.
I smacked it hard but it bounced away.
I settled back down, closed my eyes and felt it nipping at my thigh.
Just to show that HT is crazy… taking pictures, while driving next to a state tropper.
“At least my car was inspected.”
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The Christmas Cottage
Bait Shop
Happily N’Ever After 2: Snow White
Shaun the Sheep: Off the Baa!
This romantic comedy pairs Renee Zellweger and Harry Connick, Jr. in a story about assembly lines and layoffs. Sounds sigh worthy right? A high-powered business woman agrees to take over a struggling plant in Minnesota and finds that it is hard to stay disconnected to people in the small-town community.Defined as:
Abstinence from food. Fasting.
Human Translator will be familiar with this word tonight. Abrosia after midnight but she’s already bought two ice creams for after her wisdom tooth extraction. Human, does that mean what little wisdom you had will be gone come tomorrow.
“Perhaps, so I had better kill you while I’m thinking clearly.”
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