Summer is almost over and after months of fighting with Humanoid Translator (HT) she finally agreed to start blogging for me again. I don’t know why she was so upset with me. So what if I stole her identity- we live in the same house you’d think she’d become suspicious when Godiva chocolate was delivered…
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Hola! For those that you remember me, I’m back. “Like the leach that keeps on taking.” If you have no idea who I am or who that was that interrupted me… I am a talking mutant ant and no I am not a figment of your imagination. My name is Eliza Leigh, but you can…
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Sidewalks, Sweets and Species Welcome to eL’s new home. Have you browsed around yet? Thoroughly confused? Here’s a few quick links to help you on your way.
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Here’s a few pictures of our resident mutant ant. They weren’t drawn by a five year old, I checked three times, but my very own human translator. “Hey, they look like a first-grade school project at least!” More to come soon.
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The “creator” of this blog has been called many things and unique is just one of them. C. McKane is a massage therapist, novice writer and like the fictional translator works nights. She believes that being dropped on her head not only stunted her growth but effected her perception of the world. Currently, C. McKane…

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