Have a pesky mutant ant?
I may be a mutant ant but only my humanoid translator finds me pesky. Here are seven examples of her murderous intent, all of which failed miserably.
Squish it My human tried to step on me but missed a step and tumbled down the stairs
Overdose on sugar Ha ha, I ate her under the table. Now she’s on insulin.
Flush down the toilet The car keys that I took down with me caused a flood and my human slipped and hit her head while trying to fish them out.
Put bleach in drinking water I switched our water
Grate it She clumsily tried to make me a salad topping. The doctors were able to reattach her finger.
Build an ACME death trap It didn’t work for Wile E. Coyote either.
Cook a healthy dinner She ended up with E. Coli.
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“Eliza Leigh, you’re exaggerating like usual. I only tried four of those.”
Let that be a lesson to all you ant killers and remember we out number you!
Photo credit: xardian of Flickr
I, Eliza Leigh, Mutant Ant, feel that for every great movie there are talented ants working behind the scenes. Whether they are directing traffic, eating food or building sets; ants are extremely organized and highly overlooked.
“Oh Please, Eliza, get to your list already.”
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