Posts tagged ‘Ants’

7 Ways to Kill a Mutant Ant- or Die Trying
Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator | October 6, 2009 | 8:00 am

Have a pesky mutant ant? 
I may be a mutant ant but only my humanoid translator finds me pesky.  Here are seven examples of her murderous intent, all of which failed miserably.



Squish it
My human tried to step on me but missed a step and tumbled down the stairs

Overdose on sugar
Ha ha, I ate her under the table. 
Now she’s on insulin.

Flush down the toilet
The car keys that I took down with me caused a flood and my human slipped and hit her head while trying to fish them out.

Put bleach in drinking water
I switched our water

Grate it
She clumsily tried to make me a salad topping.  The doctors were able to reattach her finger.

Build an ACME death trap
It didn’t work for Wile E. Coyote either.

Cook a healthy dinner
She ended up with E. Coli.

“Eliza Leigh, you’re exaggerating like usual.  I only tried four of those.”

Let that be a lesson to all you ant killers and remember we out number you!

BewarePhoto credit: xardian of Flickr

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Five Movies Every Mutant Ant Should See
Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator | April 9, 2009 | 8:30 am

I, Eliza Leigh, Mutant Ant, feel that for every great movie there are talented ants working behind the scenes. Whether they are directing traffic, eating food or building sets; ants are extremely organized and highly overlooked.

“Oh Please, Eliza, get to your list already.”

That was my Humanoid Translator, yet another one of you mammals who under-appreciates us ants. Here are a few movies that show ants in their glory. Read more »

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