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This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters Eliza Leigh (a talking mutant ant) and Humanoid Translator (a confused, slightly bemused blogger).
Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
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Tag Archives: Driving Etiquette
Why short people need big cars…
Play it while you read… you know you can’t resist As a short person, alright a mutant ant, I see things from a different perspective. Stop snickering, I don’t just mean that because I’m millimeters from the ground but because … finish reading Why short people need big cars…
Driving Etiquette: Borrowing a Car
No we don’t mean stealing. When borrowing someones car there are a few things you should remember~ Return the car in the same if not better condition Thank them verbally and in some cases monetarily Don’t wreck it
Driving Etiquette 103
When driving in a snow storm don’t tail and other commonsensical things
Driving Etiquette 102- Blocking
“Remember you are not the only automaton driving a vehicle.” Ooh, I like that. Especially coming from you. “Do you want to hear this or not?” Continue.
Driving Etiquette 101
Here’s a quote from a unself-described road rager: Do not tail the car in front of you and do not fall to far back so others can cut you off. “Eliza, I know you’re not talking about me and ‘unself’ … finish reading Driving Etiquette 101
