Tag Archive: Eliza Leigh

10 lines: eL’s early years

It is from a great word prompt.  10 sentences each sentence one word less than the last starting with 10 and ending with just one. She was an unusual ant, truly one of a kind.  Born in a dump toxic waste eventually mutated her.  Learning English from coarse trashmen varied her vocabulary.  They weren’t all…

55 word story from Eliza Leigh

Before you are wowed by my amazing intellect let me warn you that two weekends ago HT went to a short writing workshop.  Short because it was only three hours and because it was all about short fiction.  HT is also short perhaps this is why short-shorts, flash, or quick fiction intrigues her so much. …

7 Ways to Kill a Mutant Ant- or Die Trying

Have a pesky mutant ant? I may be a mutant ant but only my humanoid translator finds me pesky.  Here are seven examples of her murderous intent, all of which failed miserably. Squish it My human tried to step on me but missed a step and tumbled down the stairs Overdose on sugar Ha ha,…

Snapped: Hot Sauce, Smelly Royalty & Dead Ants

Once upon a time in a town called Mayberry my  human stumbled across some hot sauce with her picture on the label. “Eliza!  There are so many things wrong with this post.” Besides the fact that you have no Sir Fartalot? no…No…NO!  Not the shoebox! “Let’s start over.” “There once was an opinionated ant. A shoe…

Eliza Leigh Portraits

eL pic by chris eliopoulos Finally, my Humanoid has uploaded some beautiful pieces of artwork. As in me, of course. Many months ago, HT got her timing right (this is very rare) and started following Chris Eliopoulos (Cartoonist i.e. Misery Loves Sherman) on Twitter in time to get a drawing done.  Since she was able to get anything drawn, naturally she chose me….

The Case of the Cookie Tormenter

  Eliza stars in her first movie.  It’s an one minute movie with a mystery at the end.  Watch it, then finish the story below.  It is voiceless (apart from the chirping birds), a bit noisy and captioned. Let us know what you think, enjoy.   Looking for more One Minute Movies?  Here are a…

eL Needs a Sugar Fix

Human I hate to sound like I’m nagging you- “but?” I keep looking at your draft pile and it’s growing larger and larger. “That’s good, isn’t it?” In theory, but why haven’t you posted my thoughts on underwater tunnels, the future of sidewalks or even my monthly movie reviews? “Who would want to read them?”…

Eliza Excerpts

A message from the author: Enjoy snippets from Eliza Leigh’s Memoirs.  They are in no particular order so check back often and read Eliza Excerpts As told by Eliza Leigh~ When I was very young I dreamed of being a queen.  My colony was quite large so we had more than one queen at a…

Some Eliza Leigh Pictures

Here’s a few pictures of our resident mutant ant. They weren’t drawn by a five year old, I checked three times, but my very own human translator. “Hey, they look like a first-grade school project at least!” More to come soon. 

Some of the Characters

Characters from the Blog~ Eliza Leigh/eL:  Mutant Ant  It’s truly all about her.  Born in a dump in Miami, Fl she woke up one day transformed.  Although she was still an ant she could understand humans, picking up many languages easily. It wasn’t until she realized that she too could talk human did she decide to…

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