Tag Archives: Eliza Leigh

7 Ways to Kill a Mutant Ant- or Die Trying

Posted on October 6, 2009 by Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator

Have a pesky mutant ant?  I may be a mutant ant but only my humanoid translator finds me pesky.  Here are seven examples of her murderous intent, all of which failed miserably. Squish it My human tried to step on … finish reading 7 Ways to Kill a Mutant Ant- or Die Trying

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Snapped: Hot Sauce, Smelly Royalty & Dead Ants

Posted on July 3, 2009 by Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator

Once upon a time in a town called Mayberry my  human stumbled across some hot sauce with her picture on the label. “Eliza!  There are so many things wrong with this post.” Besides the fact that you have no Sir … finish reading Snapped: Hot Sauce, Smelly Royalty & Dead Ants

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Eliza Leigh Portraits

Posted on June 2, 2009 by Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator

eL pic by chris eliopoulos Finally, my Humanoid has uploaded some beautiful pieces of artwork. As in me, of course. Many months ago, HT got her timing right (this is very rare) and started following Chris Eliopoulos (Cartoonist i.e. Misery Loves Sherman) on Twitter in … finish reading Eliza Leigh Portraits

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The Case of the Cookie Tormenter

Posted on April 17, 2009 by Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator

  Eliza stars in her first movie.  It’s an one minute movie with a mystery at the end.  Watch it, then finish the story below.  It is voiceless (apart from the chirping birds), a bit noisy and captioned. Let us … finish reading The Case of the Cookie Tormenter

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eL Needs a Sugar Fix

Posted on March 14, 2009 by Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator

Human I hate to sound like I’m nagging you- “but?” I keep looking at your draft pile and it’s growing larger and larger. “That’s good, isn’t it?” In theory, but why haven’t you posted my thoughts on underwater tunnels, the … finish reading eL Needs a Sugar Fix

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Madea Incarcerated!

Posted on February 20, 2009 by Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator

Finally we get to see Madea on the silver screen again! Are you going to the movies tonight?  My l a m e o humanoid refuses to take me opening night… “I can’t go tonight but I’m definitely going this weekend.” … finish reading Madea Incarcerated!

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Eliza Excerpts

Posted on February 6, 2009 by Eliza Leigh and Humanoid Translator

A message from the author: Enjoy snippets from Eliza Leigh’s Memoirs.  They are in no particular order so check back often and read Eliza Excerpts As told by Eliza Leigh~ When I was very young I dreamed of being a … finish reading Eliza Excerpts

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