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This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters Eliza Leigh (a talking mutant ant) and Humanoid Translator (a confused, slightly bemused blogger).
Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
Tag Archives: Food
First Recipe Video!!
*Note: I took down this video because the high pitched noises were killing off the worldwide bat population. Until my human can speak without helium she will no longer be speaking during videos! Although our VJ star (Bebe) called out … finish reading First Recipe Video!!
Eliza’s Fake Summer Rolls
Hello, welcome back to Opinionated Ant. Hungry? I was so I nagged my Human into making her fresh summer rolls. Before she would let me eat them though we had to make a how-to video. Normally, Bebe the Concert Aficionado … finish reading Eliza’s Fake Summer Rolls
Overcoming Your Fear of using the Telephone for Takeout
Simple Steps to Get You Ringing Ever tired and want to order in but terrified of making the call? Perhaps, you don’t like to deal with the hassle or you get easily flustered on the phone. My humanoid is not … finish reading Overcoming Your Fear of using the Telephone for Takeout
Eliza Digs Sweets
Well, not literally, I’m not a dog! I love all food in general but here are a few recipes I’ve found online that I salivate just looking at. Desserts Kahlua Cake- Third down in post. Yum, Kahlua … Pan Sautéed … finish reading Eliza Digs Sweets
Snapped: Libations
“I prefer Dos Equis Ambar myself.” You would!


