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This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters Eliza Leigh (a talking mutant ant) and Humanoid Translator (a confused, slightly bemused blogger).
Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
Tag Archives: Opinionated Ant
Wondering Where I’ve Been?
I have a lovely post just waiting to go live telling you what I’ve been up to this past month but in the meantime I wanted to let you know that my human has finals this week and another dratted … finish reading Wondering Where I’ve Been?
In the Garden: Be Warned It’s a Jungle in Here!
For maximum immersion play this song while reading. “Think of it as this posts theme song.” Try It! Spend five minutes (or more) in your yard, deck or parking lot. Take pictures of things you find, whether they are every day … finish reading In the Garden: Be Warned It’s a Jungle in Here!
Posted in Eliza's Opinions
Tagged In the Garden, Opinionated Ant, Photography, Pictures, Rambles, Try It!
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Snapped: Hot Sauce, Smelly Royalty & Dead Ants
Once upon a time in a town called Mayberry my human stumbled across some hot sauce with her picture on the label. “Eliza! There are so many things wrong with this post.” Besides the fact that you have no Sir … finish reading Snapped: Hot Sauce, Smelly Royalty & Dead Ants
Posted in Photography
Tagged Eliza Leigh, Opinionated Ant, Photography, Pictures, Shoebox, Snapped, Snapped Story
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Eliza Leigh Portraits
eL pic by chris eliopoulos Finally, my Humanoid has uploaded some beautiful pieces of artwork. As in me, of course. Many months ago, HT got her timing right (this is very rare) and started following Chris Eliopoulos (Cartoonist i.e. Misery Loves Sherman) on Twitter in … finish reading Eliza Leigh Portraits
Posted in About
Tagged Artists, Cartoonist, Characters, eL, Eliza Leigh, Opinionated Ant, Pictures, Portraits, Twitter
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The Case of the Cookie Tormenter
Eliza stars in her first movie. It’s an one minute movie with a mystery at the end. Watch it, then finish the story below. It is voiceless (apart from the chirping birds), a bit noisy and captioned. Let us … finish reading The Case of the Cookie Tormenter
Posted in Entertainment
Tagged Eliza Leigh, Entertainment, One Minute Movie, Opinionated Ant, Short Film, YouTube
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eL Discovers Lush
The store of course. We’ve talked about this lovely store before. However, it wasn’t until my humanoid bought a few decadent massage bars and left them unprotected on the counter that I truly fell in love. “Actually, you fell in … finish reading eL Discovers Lush
eL Needs a Sugar Fix
Human I hate to sound like I’m nagging you- “but?” I keep looking at your draft pile and it’s growing larger and larger. “That’s good, isn’t it?” In theory, but why haven’t you posted my thoughts on underwater tunnels, the … finish reading eL Needs a Sugar Fix
