I have a lovely post just waiting to go live telling you what I’ve been up to this past month but in the meantime I wanted to let you know that my human has finals this week and another dratted cold so she is still ignoring me. If she keeps this up much longer I’m…
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For maximum immersion play this song while reading. “Think of it as this posts theme song.” Try It! Spend five minutes (or more) in your yard, deck or parking lot. Take pictures of things you find, whether they are every day items or buried treasure. Look below to see what eL & HT found. Enjoy. So out of…
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Once upon a time in a town called Mayberry my human stumbled across some hot sauce with her picture on the label. “Eliza! There are so many things wrong with this post.” Besides the fact that you have no Sir Fartalot? no…No…NO! Not the shoebox! “Let’s start over.” “There once was an opinionated ant. A shoe…
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eL pic by chris eliopoulos Finally, my Humanoid has uploaded some beautiful pieces of artwork. As in me, of course. Many months ago, HT got her timing right (this is very rare) and started following Chris Eliopoulos (Cartoonist i.e. Misery Loves Sherman) on Twitter in time to get a drawing done. Since she was able to get anything drawn, naturally she chose me….
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Eliza stars in her first movie. It’s an one minute movie with a mystery at the end. Watch it, then finish the story below. It is voiceless (apart from the chirping birds), a bit noisy and captioned. Let us know what you think, enjoy. Looking for more One Minute Movies? Here are a…
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If you followed us over on blogger then you know how much we love taking random pictures. I direct and my human executes. It’s really a win-win. I take credit for the lovely shots and pass the blame on for the bad, bizarre or simply blase. “Back to Flickr.”
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“Must you, Eliza, truly?” Must you doubt me, Human, truly? “Well it’s your blog.” Exactly. Once there was an ant who grew up in a dump. She never heard the phrase ‘I can’t’ and gladly took her lumps. This ant’s name was Eliza Leigh and she was the prettiest insect you ever did see. “Oh please,…
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The store of course. We’ve talked about this lovely store before. However, it wasn’t until my humanoid bought a few decadent massage bars and left them unprotected on the counter that I truly fell in love. “Actually, you fell in the glitter massage bar. Amazing, I didn’t think glitter could stick on your hard shell.”…
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Here’s a few pictures of our resident mutant ant. They weren’t drawn by a five year old, I checked three times, but my very own human translator. “Hey, they look like a first-grade school project at least!” More to come soon.

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