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This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters Eliza Leigh (a talking mutant ant) and Humanoid Translator (a confused, slightly bemused blogger).
Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
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Tag Archives: Problogger 31
Overcoming Your Fear of using the Telephone for Takeout
Simple Steps to Get You Ringing Ever tired and want to order in but terrified of making the call? Perhaps, you don’t like to deal with the hassle or you get easily flustered on the phone. My humanoid is not … finish reading Overcoming Your Fear of using the Telephone for Takeout
Five Movies Every Mutant Ant Should See
I, Eliza Leigh, Mutant Ant, feel that for every great movie there are talented ants working behind the scenes. Whether they are directing traffic, eating food or building sets; ants are extremely organized and highly overlooked. “Oh Please, Eliza, get … finish reading Five Movies Every Mutant Ant Should See


