Tag Archive: Rambles

Past Pet Peeves

We’re still in Florida just wanted to remind you. “Technically, it is Monday night and I haven’t even started packing yet.” Technically, this is going to be a scheduled post so no one needed to know that but now everyone does so let’s try this again.  We should still be enjoying our Floridian vacation when…

HT is Grounded for taking a blogging break without permission

Occasionally my humanoid translator turns off her brain. I may be the mutant but she is truly the freak of nature. She writes down my words of wisdom in stacks of notebooks but does she post them here? No! Is this green? No. Did you know I was talking in my best Chris Tucker voice?…

What’s Your Serenade Request?

What’s Your Serenade Request?

Your Pet Peeves

As told by Humanoid Translator While Eliza Leigh is jumping on the keys of my cell phone in the other room, no doubt leaving obnoxious tweets, I’m commandeering her blog yet again to share some more pet peeves with you.  These are unique because they were shared as comments in the post 10 More Pet…

10 More Pet Peeves

As told by Human Translator I enjoyed sharing my rage inducers so much in my last post, 10 things that may one day make me snap, that I put Eliza Leigh in timeout, the shoe box to be precise, so I could share 10 more pet peeves.

10 things that may one day make me snap

As told by human translator while Eliza Leigh is still in a sugar induced coma I am an easy going person; you’d have to be to put up with a highly opinionated mutant ant like eL. However, there are a few things that slip under my skin and make me hold back my Hulk-like transformation…

Lesson Learned: From Flat Tires

People will walk/drive by you and stare without saying anything. This didn’t bother me the ten times people passed us by until one man walked by REAL slow and then DROVE by real slow. He should’ve stopped and asked for my autograph. Incidentally, one woman stopped and the two guys that ultimately got my tire…

100 Day Challenge~ What would you do?

[poll id= "12"] “EL, I need to tell you something.” You burnt the cookies? “No, I didn’t bake any cookies.” You finally bought my penthouse. “Isn’t complete control of the living room enough? Now listen this is serious.” You went food shopping! “If this is what having kids is like I’ll stay childless.” Your future…

7 Ways to Kill a Mutant Ant- or Die Trying

Have a pesky mutant ant? I may be a mutant ant but only my humanoid translator finds me pesky.  Here are seven examples of her murderous intent, all of which failed miserably. Squish it My human tried to step on me but missed a step and tumbled down the stairs Overdose on sugar Ha ha,…

Noses Grow & Not Just From Lying

Pinocchio isn’t the only one with an enlarged nose.  I caught my human despondently examining her widening nostrils.  I found it quite amusing to watch her sigh “I’m getting old”.  I pointed out the circles under her eyes, the wrinkles on her face and- “Enough, they get the point.  I’m old.” Well, those were more…

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