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This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters Eliza Leigh (a talking mutant ant) and Humanoid Translator (a confused, slightly bemused blogger).
Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
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Tag Archives: Rambles
Rambles: Life Lessons
When you begin drafting letters with basic html codes… you have a problem. Don’t sit in your car in a parking spot when little old ladies are circling the the lot like hungry sharks. Jaws eat your heart out. … finish reading Rambles: Life Lessons
Rambles: Life Lessons
Human, never ever leave on Whacked Out sports again. ”I thought you liked the VS Channel?” Unless you’re on the show, I won’t watch. It’s painful now, but that would be quite amusing. “That is your life lesson? So should … finish reading Rambles: Life Lessons
Pet Peeves at the Movies: What’s Yours?
Photo credit: ChrisGoldNY on Flickr My human went to see Ice Age 3 without me two weeks ago. “And it was lovely.” I’m beginning to notice a trend…..sorry human, the butter isn’t melting, now get that angelic expression … finish reading Pet Peeves at the Movies: What’s Yours?
In the Garden: Be Warned It’s a Jungle in Here!
For maximum immersion play this song while reading. “Think of it as this posts theme song.” Try It! Spend five minutes (or more) in your yard, deck or parking lot. Take pictures of things you find, whether they are every day … finish reading In the Garden: Be Warned It’s a Jungle in Here!
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Rambles: Life Lessons
If you always have to explain your favorite movie quotes to others- just don’t quote. Put pillows at the base of all your stairs or a mini-trampoline. Eat good food- whatever tastes good to you. Try not to fall asleep … finish reading Rambles: Life Lessons
Shopping & Picture Snapping at Borders
On our way back from Maine this past Monday naturally my human wished to do some shopping. “Naturally, you bullied me.” I like to consider it bargaining. You feed me Starbucks delicacies while you went to the Self-Help section. You … finish reading Shopping & Picture Snapping at Borders
Rambles: Life Lessons
Don’t sit next to the exit of a movie theater with your Chinese food and Beer- at least don’t act shocked when you get caught. Don’t give someone directions when you’re lost. Try not to fall asleep while eating. If … finish reading Rambles: Life Lessons
