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A message from the Author:
This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters Eliza Leigh (a talking mutant ant) and Humanoid Translator (a confused, slightly bemused blogger).
Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
Tag Archives: Rambles
Rambles: Life Lessons
Don’t sit next to the exit of a movie theater with your Chinese food and Beer- at least don’t act shocked when you get caught. Don’t give someone directions when you’re lost. Try not to fall asleep while eating. If … finish reading Rambles: Life Lessons
Rambles: Life Lessons
Five more kernels of wisdom from the most intelligent mutant ant you’ve ever known. “You’re the only mutant ant.” Ha, that’s what you think! Brush your teeth, you never know when you’ll have a close encounter, of any kind. If … finish reading Rambles: Life Lessons
Rambles: Life Lessons
Life is like a box of… Some seriously deep lessons I, Eliza Leigh (Mutant Ant), will share with the masses. “There, Eliza, you just lost your last reader.” Who? Someone reads this blog? “Me.” Fine… here are five life lessons … finish reading Rambles: Life Lessons
eL Dabbles with Poetry
“Must you, Eliza, truly?” Must you doubt me, Human, truly? “Well it’s your blog.” Exactly. Once there was an ant who grew up in a dump. She never heard the phrase ‘I can’t’ and gladly took her lumps. This ant’s name … finish reading eL Dabbles with Poetry
Floyd, Thistles and a Segway… Morning Mall Culture
Floyd, Thistles and a Segway… Morning Mall Culture I hate the mall. My human abhors it too. We spent a surprisingly pain free hour there Tuesday morning. Although, we walked in three minutes early it wasn’t a surprise to see … finish reading Floyd, Thistles and a Segway… Morning Mall Culture
eL Discovers Lush
The store of course. We’ve talked about this lovely store before. However, it wasn’t until my humanoid bought a few decadent massage bars and left them unprotected on the counter that I truly fell in love. “Actually, you fell in … finish reading eL Discovers Lush
eL Needs a Sugar Fix
Human I hate to sound like I’m nagging you- “but?” I keep looking at your draft pile and it’s growing larger and larger. “That’s good, isn’t it?” In theory, but why haven’t you posted my thoughts on underwater tunnels, the … finish reading eL Needs a Sugar Fix
