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A message from the Author:
This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters Eliza Leigh (a talking mutant ant) and Humanoid Translator (a confused, slightly bemused blogger).
Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
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Tag Archives: Shopping
Shopping & Picture Snapping at Borders
On our way back from Maine this past Monday naturally my human wished to do some shopping. “Naturally, you bullied me.” I like to consider it bargaining. You feed me Starbucks delicacies while you went to the Self-Help section. You … finish reading Shopping & Picture Snapping at Borders
eL Discovers Lush
The store of course. We’ve talked about this lovely store before. However, it wasn’t until my humanoid bought a few decadent massage bars and left them unprotected on the counter that I truly fell in love. “Actually, you fell in … finish reading eL Discovers Lush
