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This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters Eliza Leigh (a talking mutant ant) and Humanoid Translator (a confused, slightly bemused blogger).
Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
Tag Archives: Snapped Story
Snapped Story: Hungry Lizard Versus Sneaky Swan
Once there was a hungry lizard. He dreamed only of fresh, succulent cherries. Before he could get his reptilian hands on the ripe fruit it was snatched by a beautiful yet selfish swan. After wailing and losing a tail … finish reading Snapped Story: Hungry Lizard Versus Sneaky Swan
Bonus Snapped Story: Treasure Where You Least Expect It
View Full Album Cleaning can be fun! Deep in the confines of a packrat’s abode this magical Monopoly tin was hidden. Discovered years later, the hinges squeaked while the girl slowly opened it, holding her breath hoping it the remains … finish reading Bonus Snapped Story: Treasure Where You Least Expect It
Snapped: Hot Sauce, Smelly Royalty & Dead Ants
Once upon a time in a town called Mayberry my human stumbled across some hot sauce with her picture on the label. “Eliza! There are so many things wrong with this post.” Besides the fact that you have no Sir … finish reading Snapped: Hot Sauce, Smelly Royalty & Dead Ants
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Tagged Eliza Leigh, Opinionated Ant, Photography, Pictures, Shoebox, Snapped, Snapped Story
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Snapped: Super Mario Mushroom
Once there ‘was a boy, a strange melancoly boy. He wandered very far, very far, over land and sea…’ “Uhm, just wondering, were you planning on singing or telling a Snapped Story?” That song, it’s so sad! “Ants can’t … finish reading Snapped: Super Mario Mushroom
Snapped: City View
I strolled down the lane, watching for obstacles. Scoping the environment like Liam Neeson in Taken, I was watching out for those high-end leather shoes. I as stepped below the building above, I felt peaceful, people far ahead or behind, I … finish reading Snapped: City View
Snapped: Picnic Time
Once there was a hungry, desperate insect. Stealthily, she made her way across the lush jungle, all senses fixed upon the brown mountain ahead. If she could just make it to the precipice, her deliverance from starvation would be there waiting for her. Dodging great, … finish reading Snapped: Picnic Time
