Once there was a hungry lizard. He dreamed only of fresh, succulent cherries. Before he could get his reptilian hands on the ripe fruit it was snatched by a beautiful yet selfish swan. After wailing and losing a tail in grief the lizard began to plot his revenge. Payback you fowl creature!
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View Full Album Cleaning can be fun! Deep in the confines of a packrat’s abode this magical Monopoly tin was hidden. Discovered years later, the hinges squeaked while the girl slowly opened it, holding her breath hoping it the remains of a forgotten lunch was not rotting inside. Surprised and intrigued as the contents are…
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Once upon a time in a town called Mayberry my human stumbled across some hot sauce with her picture on the label. “Eliza! There are so many things wrong with this post.” Besides the fact that you have no Sir Fartalot? no…No…NO! Not the shoebox! “Let’s start over.” “There once was an opinionated ant. A shoe…
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Once there ‘was a boy, a strange melancoly boy. He wandered very far, very far, over land and sea…’ “Uhm, just wondering, were you planning on singing or telling a Snapped Story?” That song, it’s so sad! “Ants can’t cry!” Says who, Tom Hanks? That’s in baseball and you’ve gotten terribly off subject. The…
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I strolled down the lane, watching for obstacles. Scoping the environment like Liam Neeson in Taken, I was watching out for those high-end leather shoes. I as stepped below the building above, I felt peaceful, people far ahead or behind, I stopped a moment to enjoy the sun’s rays bounce off my exoskeleton. A bird pooped…
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Once there was a hungry, desperate insect. Stealthily, she made her way across the lush jungle, all senses fixed upon the brown mountain ahead. If she could just make it to the precipice, her deliverance from starvation would be there waiting for her. Dodging great, clumsy giants she scurried as quick as her many legs could take her until, behold…

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