Vacation is over. Fin.
Pinocchio isn’t the only one with an enlarged nose. I caught my human despondently examining her widening nostrils. I found it quite amusing to watch her sigh “I’m getting old”. I pointed out the circles under her eyes, the wrinkles on her face and- “Enough, they get the point. I’m old.” Well, those were more…
“Eliza Leigh, are you singing!!? ” I Will Survive What do you think the beautiful noise emanating from my mouth is? “You’re last breath?” Human, this would probably be a good time to tell you that I found your chocolate stash… and it is now depleted. “I won’t survive. What do you want? I’m trying to unpack…
It’s amazing how easily my humanoid gets distracted from cleaning, filling, anything pertaining to productivity. “I resent that!” It’s true isn’t it? “Still, I resent it… and I’m sick.” While my humanoid sulks and you are just getting back into the groove at work (a. if you work & b. if you had a long weekend)…
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. Agatha Christie