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This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters Eliza Leigh (a talking mutant ant) and Humanoid Translator (a confused, slightly bemused blogger).
Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
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Tag Archives: Species
Noses Grow & Not Just From Lying
Pinocchio isn’t the only one with an enlarged nose. I caught my human despondently examining her widening nostrils. I found it quite amusing to watch her sigh “I’m getting old”. I pointed out the circles under her eyes, the wrinkles … finish reading Noses Grow & Not Just From Lying
Back from Outer Space… I Will Survive
“Eliza Leigh, are you singing!!? ” I Will Survive What do you think the beautiful noise emanating from my mouth is? “You’re last breath?” Human, this would probably be a good time to tell you that I found your chocolate stash… and … finish reading Back from Outer Space… I Will Survive
Posted in Eliza's Opinions
Tagged Flickr, Food, Pictures, Sidewalks, Species, Vacation
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Favorites on Flickr
It’s amazing how easily my humanoid gets distracted from cleaning, filling, anything pertaining to productivity. “I resent that!” It’s true isn’t it? “Still, I resent it… and I’m sick.” While my humanoid sulks and you are just getting back into the … finish reading Favorites on Flickr
Posted in Photography
Tagged Flickr, Food, Photography, Pictures, Sidewalks, Species
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Quote of the Week
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. Agatha Christie
Dog Sitting Beagle the Beagle
This month Beagle the Beagle came to our house to be dog sat. He was supposed to stay for a day or two but his owners didn’t want him back. RUFF! Fine, they couldn’t get back over the Canadian border … finish reading Dog Sitting Beagle the Beagle
