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A message from the Author:
This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters Eliza Leigh (a talking mutant ant) and Humanoid Translator (a confused, slightly bemused blogger).
Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
Tag Archives: Food
Eliza’s Fake Summer Rolls
Hello, welcome back to Opinionated Ant. Hungry? I was so I nagged my Human into making her fresh summer rolls. Before she would let me eat them though we had to make a how-to video. Normally, Bebe the Concert Aficionado … finish reading Eliza’s Fake Summer Rolls
Snapped: Picnic Time
Once there was a hungry, desperate insect. Stealthily, she made her way across the lush jungle, all senses fixed upon the brown mountain ahead. If she could just make it to the precipice, her deliverance from starvation would be there waiting for her. Dodging great, … finish reading Snapped: Picnic Time
Back from Outer Space… I Will Survive
“Eliza Leigh, are you singing!!? ” I Will Survive What do you think the beautiful noise emanating from my mouth is? “You’re last breath?” Human, this would probably be a good time to tell you that I found your chocolate stash… and … finish reading Back from Outer Space… I Will Survive
Posted in Eliza's Opinions
Tagged Flickr, Food, Pictures, Sidewalks, Species, Vacation
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