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A message from the Author:
This is a fictionalized blog of fictionalized facts. There are two main characters Eliza Leigh (a talking mutant ant) and Humanoid Translator (a confused, slightly bemused blogger).
Many posts are the two of them bickering and will generally be Eliza Leigh talking with the human “interrupting”.
On a parting note, please don’t tell Eliza Leigh (eL) or Humanoid they aren’t real. They wouldn’t believe you and then I’d have two divas on my hands.
Tag Archives: Word
Spiders Chasing Me
Was that a spider? Could you see? They always come after me. When I was a child and going to sleep spiders would cover me head to feet. Scared and frozen I’d close my eyes but could still see them … finish reading Spiders Chasing Me
Fiction Friday. A poem… Ode to Spiders
Okay so it is a poem based on HT’s real life experience last night. She didn’t tell me about it, instead she wrote in on the back of a bill to remember it. Plus, if you thought you’d be reading … finish reading Fiction Friday. A poem… Ode to Spiders
Word of the Week: Abactor
Defined as: Cattle Thief This week while exploring Texas I am determined to become an abactor. “Eliza, this week I am determined to crush you beneath my boots.” That means you have to buy some.
Word of the Week: Jerque
Defined: To search for smuggled goods HT, also known as my Human Translator, bought and hid my favorite cookies on me. She is a tormentor but I am highly trained as a forager and am just biding my time till … finish reading Word of the Week: Jerque
Word of the Week: Jocoserious
Defined as: Half serious and half in jest With a jocoserious tinged voice, she threatened my life. “No Eliza, that was a deadly serious tone.”
Word of the Week: Jarta
Defined as: Term of endearment Human, this is a term I’ll never use for you. “What term?” Jarta. “You do love me- now die!” Ahhh, not the Raid!
Word of the Week: Jeroboam
Defined as: A container that holds the same as six bottles of wine. She was so thirsty she downed a whole jeroboam in one night. “Of water!” Pshaw. Hey, I thought Jeroboam was someone’s name? Word brought to you by … finish reading Word of the Week: Jeroboam
