I’m not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I’ve always been a freak. So I’ve been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I’m one of those people. John Lennon
I’m not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I’ve always been a freak. So I’ve been a freak all my life and I have to live with that, you know. I’m one of those people. John Lennon
Longanimity Tolerance of delay, incompetence. In a sentence: My human is displaying longanimity while waiting for a phone call. She is distracting herself by burning her lunch and torturing me.
“Reality leaves a lot to the imagination.” John Lennon
Invariably not variable; not changing or capable of being changed; static or constant. In context: “Is your order wrong?” “Invariably,” replied the tall goth man with bleached blond hair. See related post about Taco Bell.
Five more kernels of wisdom from the most intelligent mutant ant you’ve ever known. “You’re the only mutant ant.” Ha, that’s what you think! Brush your teeth, you never know when you’ll have a close encounter, of any kind. If you loan family money, charge ‘em interest. If you’re singing in public- be really drunk…
“When you’re drowning, you don’t say ‘I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have the foresight to notice me drowning and come and help me,’ you just scream.” John Lennon
Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. John Lennon
Life is like a box of… Some seriously deep lessons I, Eliza Leigh (Mutant Ant), will share with the masses. “There, Eliza, you just lost your last reader.” Who? Someone reads this blog? “Me.” Fine… here are five life lessons you’d do well to ponder. “Better.” Don’t use Burt Bees lip balm as an eye…
“As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot” John Lennon